It's so much fun to pick on the geeks!
Mood:  caffeinated
Well hi there oh brainwashed ones! Also hi to any any avril haters (I salute you). Okay there isn't much Avril hating in 2005 and I have to make up for it. Okay so you like Avril? You think she's the greatest guitarist (hahahahaha) and you think she's "so lyke punk rawk", wrong kids. She IS a poser whether you think so or not. Damn you little ones are so brainwashed that if Avril cut off a leg you'd all be running round looking for mommy and daddys tool collection and sawing a leg off (but it's sooooo lyke this season). Okay less of being nice. "Avril is just being herself" - yeah thats why she was supposed to be marketed as a country singer? But then they decided "Rawk is the new pawp", I can picture the scene (avril sits as they all style her trying to mould the perfect pop tart, suddenly an exectutive takes off his tie and puts it over her head - BINGO - but thats not enough - so they cut the feet off of an old pair of socks and tell her to wear them as armwarmers - RAWKING! NOT!). Okay another fact - Avril can't play the guitar - sometimes she strums a little - BIG DEAL - anyone can strum three little chords continuously and anyone impressed by her playing - YOU ARE A MORON! I play guitar and I would like to challenge her to a war of guitars - whoever can play better wins and with the kinda stuff I play she'd lose before even touching the frets. If you still think she's good then I say you're a little whore and you suck elephantized balls in your spare time. Her image is so punk! No kids it's just clothes that are made to look a little edgy but still done in a mainstream way which makes you a sheep if you buy into it (little cunts). Her music rawks - no it doesn't - it's just session musicians doing all the work and making it sound mainstream "with an edge" and Avril lavagina singing meaningless lyrics about guys (aaaaahhh he left me, aaaaahhh I hate him, aaaaahh . . . . . . he left me! "she writes" about the same things.) If you think she wrote them then you're wrong - co-wrote - if that! She probably put in the "no no no" bits in complicated and they "na na na na na"'s in he wasn't - oh my god she's so talented! nah you fucking twats. You just buy into it an it makes me laugh so hard I could piss my pants! Avril is a scurge on real punks everywhere. You fuckwits don't get it though. punk isn't singing about boys, it's about pulling together and rejecting the mainstream ideas, the lyrics are political and mean something and they can play their instruments enough to rock out. Anyway losers leave a message if you're brave enough - ps FAGGOT FANNY CUNTS BOLLOCK LICKING DICK SUCKING CORPORATE WHORES!!!!!